lol...your kitty dialog is all too familiar (& hilarious). My old Austrailian shepherds were much smarter & I could point to different places & send them off in different directions...but Kiba just looks at my hand.

I was just running Keebs up and down the driveway after the light (we're just calling it "the light")...it works REALLY well at night & he gets pretty tired chasing it. Hooray for innovative dog exercises!