I've had my share of humiliating names throughout my life.... Bran Flakes, Bandi, Brandi Bean (that was one courtesy of my old captain...I miss her XD)

Fuck charity. I have BILLS, my friends. ;-)

LMAO. Indeed. Just this week, I got a note from a guy on devart who requested a very specific and rather risque piece (not that I'm opposed, mind you) and added a PS at the bottom of "I might be able to pay you.... I don't know."

Heh. Yeah. Right.