"I never said she was crazy, your honor..."

[merimask]

Oh boy!  In just forty-eight hours I'll be in Tamarindo, Costa Rica.  Doing...whatever the hell one does in Tamarindo.  Surfing, I'm told.  Looking at monkeys.  Avoiding the drinking water.

My passport photo is quite possibly the ugliest picture I've ever seen of myself.  I look like a cheerful bag lady.

The wedding coordinator kindly sent everyone a helpful e-mail about what to expect in Costa Rica...and it scared the crap out of me, just a little.  Apparently there are active volcanoes all over the place.  Also, it's just 9 degrees north of the equator...I'm going to roast.  Probably should have thought about taking malaria pills too (to late now).  But, this part is cool:  Playa Langosta (near Tamarindo) – white sand beach with blue Pacific waters and fantastic sunsets.  That's the beach we're on.  So that part sounds simply lovely.  I think I'll just be on the beach all day, thank you.

These are the pictures of my most recent masks.  The designs aren't really new...I've done them all before.  I just found some wonderful new acrylic paints that are SO vibrant, and I mixed a few new shades of green on these which really make them pop.

Ivy mask.  Below is my old Green  Man design.


And this is my newer Green Man design.  This pic turned out a little too bright...but the tones are dead on.  It's GREEN.

 That's about it for now.  I'm done makin' stuff until I return from the trip.  I hardly know what to do with myself tonight...   I know!  I'll write some fanfic!  *clubs self like a wayward baby seal*  ...on second thought...naaaah.  ;-)

Here.  I'll share my favorite joke in the world with you.  Because I love you all.

DISNEY DIVORCE COURT JUDGE:  "Mr. Mouse, I have to remind you that you cannot divorce your wife because she suffers from mental illness."

MICKEY MOUSE (and you MUST do your best Mickey Mouse voice here or it won't work):  Aww..I never said she was crazy, your honor.  I just said she was fucking Goofy."

 :::ahem:::

;-)