"I never said she was crazy, your honor..."

Oh boy!  In just forty-eight hours I'll be in Tamarindo, Costa Rica.  Doing...whatever the hell one does in Tamarindo.  Surfing, I'm told.  Looking at monkeys.  Avoiding the drinking water.

My passport photo is quite possibly the ugliest picture I've ever seen of myself.  I look like a cheerful bag lady.

( Costa Rica rhymes with Pika Pika...so call me Costa Rikachu. )

( It's not easy, peeing green... )

 That's about it for now.  I'm done makin' stuff until I return from the trip.  I hardly know what to do with myself tonight...   I know!  I'll write some fanfic!  *clubs self like a wayward baby seal*  ...on second thought...naaaah.  ;-)

Here.  I'll share my favorite joke in the world with you.  Because I love you all.

( My alltime favorite joke in the world. Don't tell it to small children...they'll cry. )

 :::ahem:::

;-)