Dante's 6th ring of Hell should have been full of kitschy art...

 Main Entry: kitsch
Function: noun
Pronunciation: 'kich
Etymology: German
: something that appeals to popular or lowbrow taste and is often of poor quality 

Don't say I didn't warn you.

(  Leather Santa invites you to kiss his mass-appeal ass. )

Now I join the ranks of black velvet Jesus artists everywhere.  Thomas Kincaid, watch out...I'm coming for your job.

*sob*  

I need to shower compulsively now.